Amazing story with a moral.......he he he

Take a break and read this.....

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital.She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”

The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear.What’s the name and room number of the patient?”The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, ”Norma Findlay, Room 302.”

The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.” After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, ”I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood test just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”

The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried.God bless you for the good news.” The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?

“The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302.No one tells me at all”

Moral: We never give our sick ones moral motivation. Most of the patients are more mental than physical patients. Positive statements have a remarkable effect on the patients. So, always give your patients physical treatment as well as mental motivation.

 MaMaZuE

Very funny & is good to release tensions.......

quite stressful day..tiring...but at least it's full of joy when reading all these jokes below...

kills my boredom.....

tonight, did some homework and maybe kena tidur awal kot.....

so, folks, bacalah the jokes below and have some fun giggling...

  
 Prospective Employer to Applicant: 'So why did you leave your previous job?'
 Applicant: ' The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'
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 Wife: 'Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him.'
 Radio Host: 'Ok, go ahead!'
 Wife: 'Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours.'
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 Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know
 that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music.  When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
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 WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
 HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: 'GO TO HELL',
 that's why I came home early.
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 1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
 2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
 3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said 'what is that you are wearing,
 it's all crumpled!!'
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 John: it's my wife's birthday
 Peter: what's your gift to her?
 John: I asked her what she wanted
 Peter: what did she said?
 J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
 P: what did you gave her?
 J: playing cards
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
 Student: That's not true! My dad said we are descendants of an Ape!
 Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! <

 

The Moment you are in Tension
You will lose your Attention
Then you are in total Confusion
And you will feel Irritation
Then you will spoil personal Relation
Ultimately, you won't get Co - Operation
Then you will turn things into Complication
Then your blood pressure may raise Caution
And you may have to take Medication 

Instead, understand the Situation
And try to think about the Solution
Many problems will be solved by Discussion
This will work out better in your Profession
Don't think it's my free Suggestion
It's only for your Prevention
If you understand my Intention
You will never come again to Tension

 MaMaZuE

MEN NEVER LISTENS...kah kah kah....

Have a read and have a  good laugh. For Men readers, maybe it is time to take heed what women has to say .... , it pays to LISTEN! .



In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. ' Sir', she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.

A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. He was immediately knocked out by an excruciating pain.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.'
'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your testicles are now in this jar, sir.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY?

By the way, i am circled around by those creatures named "men" .....and "men-to-be".....but in my life, all these "men" and "men-to-be" listens to me although I am the only "woman" in the house (well, my maid is not included) who can give instructions and they normally listens to me well....Thank God...

Considered to be lucky but there were always the ups and downs but managed to be a good leader to all the "men" and "men-to-be"...I am not discarding the head of the family who always think that he is always right..ha ha ha...

whatever it is, I am the BOSS in my house and I have my husband's permission to say so....

 Sometimes, I am proud to be the single rose within the 6 thorns in the house....They love me so much , so I gave them  100% love, care and happpiness to all of them..... I am always thankful to all of them and they are the apples of my eye and the sunshine of my life......

All of u are the love of my life...

I knew it from the start....

You all have given me reason to live on....

One thing for sure ....

I'll spend the rest of my days..

just loving all of u

Thank God that I'm alive now that I can spend time being with all of u.....

MaMaZuE

Just stop and smile for a while......

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
 
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
 
Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question.  If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
 
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"
 
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
 
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
 
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
 
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands. 
 
"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer. 
 
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is  neither legal, nor logical !!!!!!"

 

MaMaZuE

Saturday Joke - Miscommunication- you'll enjoy this one..ha ha ha

In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody"..

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?

"Yes...... speaking"

DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the DEB guy.

"What are you saying? It's in your files..... HOW? ???

"Yes..... we have a system of finding out who's overdue"

"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much....."

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders. I have to inform you are overdue".

"I know that.... Let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"

That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.

"What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife is one month overdue? "What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down, "says the lady at the reception at DEB, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? And if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"

ha ha ha...dat's funny, rite...well, just to share with u all some jokes to brighten up yr day....may today be the best day ever in your life.....