MEN NEVER LISTENS...kah kah kah....

Have a read and have a  good laugh. For Men readers, maybe it is time to take heed what women has to say .... , it pays to LISTEN! .



In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. ' Sir', she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.

A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. He was immediately knocked out by an excruciating pain.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.'
'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your testicles are now in this jar, sir.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY?

By the way, i am circled around by those creatures named "men" .....and "men-to-be".....but in my life, all these "men" and "men-to-be" listens to me although I am the only "woman" in the house (well, my maid is not included) who can give instructions and they normally listens to me well....Thank God...

Considered to be lucky but there were always the ups and downs but managed to be a good leader to all the "men" and "men-to-be"...I am not discarding the head of the family who always think that he is always right..ha ha ha...

whatever it is, I am the BOSS in my house and I have my husband's permission to say so....

 Sometimes, I am proud to be the single rose within the 6 thorns in the house....They love me so much , so I gave them  100% love, care and happpiness to all of them..... I am always thankful to all of them and they are the apples of my eye and the sunshine of my life......

All of u are the love of my life...

I knew it from the start....

You all have given me reason to live on....

One thing for sure ....

I'll spend the rest of my days..

just loving all of u

Thank God that I'm alive now that I can spend time being with all of u.....

MaMaZuE

Morning Motivation - Butterfly

Hi friends...here's a morning motivation story to start yr day....hope all of u will enjoy reading it and keep moving on without much hesitations and with much obligations to proceed with our daily life....

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further.

So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon.
The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings.
The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time.

Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.
What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening were God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.

Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our lives. If God allowed us to go through our lives without any obstacles, it would cripple us.

We would not be as strong as what we could have been. We could never fly! 

I asked for Strength.........
And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.

I asked for Wisdom.........
And God gave me Problems to solve.

I asked for Prosperity.........
And God gave me Brain and Brawn to work.

I asked for Courage.........
And God gave me Danger to overcome.

I asked for Love.........
And God gave me Troubled people to help.

I asked for Favors.........
And God gave me Opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted ........
I received everything I needed! 

 ****MaMaZuE****

The Weather of Life

 

When the clouds fill your
Life with storms and coldness
Just let in the sunshine
And you'll be all right

When the ocean tides rise high
Grab hold of your ship and sail high
You're anchored down by so many problems
You can't figure out how to solve them
Stomp them out with the power of positivity
And your ocean will be fine

When raging winds blow
Violently against your tree
Stand firm and tall and don't back down
Don't let it bend nor break you

The seven seas of life can be beautiful indeed
It's their calmness that'll soothe its salvage beasts
It's their coolness that'll make you feel at peace

So whenever the storm comes
Take cover and stand fast
And take control of your ship

When the sea throws a raging fit
Just sit back and take it with ease
And sail smoothly through it
And you'll find yourself
In a world of solitude
A world of serenity
And a world filled with prosperity
And in it you will find peace

 

 *****************mAmAzUe******************